how to make mud cookies
May 9th, 2008 by admin
In Haiti people are eating ‘cookies’ made from mud, vegetable fat and salt, baked in the sun. Many simply cant afford food, and even mud cookies have now increased in price so many cant even afford them - while speculators and investors grow rich from the present world food ‘crisis’. This article from Counterpunch by maurice Dufour looks at the ‘recipe’ that is forcing people to eat dirt.
Start by pouring dollops of any cheap American grain–say, rice– into any poor country’s market–say, Haiti. The imported rice should be heavily seasoned with subsidies from the US government. While pocketing millions in subsidies, be sure to sing the praises of “free” trade, peppering your verses with denunciations of government interference in markets. If the importing country resists, turn up the heat, withholding crucial loans until its leader agrees to cut tariffs on American rice imports. At the same time, force him to eliminate both domestic support programs for farmers and subsidies that are making food affordable to the poor. The flood of cheap imports will effectively destroy domestic rice production, push local farmers deeper into poverty, and make the entire population dependent on food imports. Reassure Haitian farmers with the old saying that expresses the great virtue of open markets: “A rising tide lifts all goats.”
To ensure Haitians get a balanced diet, you can add some “greens” in the form of grain-based ethanol. The biofuel should also be generously seasoned with subsidies from the US government (this could also be followed by condemnations of the market distortions caused by government interference). Ramping up ethanol production will drive up global food prices even more. Fortunately, the mud cookie industry has been well established by now.
Sit back and watch as the Haitians simmer with rage. Don’t let the crisis boil over, though. If food riots erupt, toss in some troops with orders to crack open a few heads. After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs. To prevent the American public from getting squeamish at the sight of blood-filled streets in Haiti, get CNN to focus its attention on the Dalai Lama. Before long, a collective feeling of detachment will set in, and images of a corpulent Buddha will draw public attention away from the skeletons walking the streets of Cité Soleil. Eventually, the crisis on the Caribbean island will move to the back burner all by itself. Mud cookies will continue to sell like hotcakes.
You can remove your apron now, but only after blaming out-of-control “Asian demand,” another way of saying the Chinese should not be eating as many hamburgers as Americans. Then claim that bad weather and bad harvests have left the global food pantry practically empty. Pay no attention to the fact that over two-thirds of the US corn crop, which was the biggest ever last year, is used for animal feed and ethanol production. Ignore the $40 billion in pet food consumed every year in the US alone. Also ignore the fact that Canadian hog farmers have recently been given $50 million by the federal government to kill 150,000 pigs to reduce the supply in order to raise the price of pork. Trust us…there’s a real food shortage out there.
Remove the mix from the back burner. Invite chefs from Wall Street to whip up their favorite dishes: an alphabet soup of financial instruments (with an original turkey stock base), followed by a soufflé, leavened with the nostrums of laissez faire. The soufflé will expand enormously after government regulators shut the oven door and fall asleep. The soufflé will eventually deflate, once it’s revealed that the pastry pros in pinstripes have adulterated their gastronomic creation with SPAM (Securities Packaged with Assets like worthless Mortgages).
Having gorged themselves on several entrées (inspired in part by the Ivan Boesky Culinary Institute), these “free” market manipulators will then line up in front of Chez La Banque Centrale, hoping to sample its delicious (wel)fare. There are often specials at this restaurant, like free lunches in the form of bailouts. The bailouts are in American dough, however, which does not relieve their hunger pangs, since the nutritive value of the dough has been declining as the soufflé has been deflating. Losing their appetite for the dough, the chefs will ask their chauffeurs to drive them to the commodities futures exchange, where they can feast on grain futures at the all-you-can-hedge banquet in the food court. Their voracious appetites will push up grain prices even more, forcing Haitian bakeries to add extra shifts to meet the demand for their cookies. This is market efficiency working its magic. To absolve speculators of any responsibility for escalating food costs, invoke “Asian demand” anew.
You can now hand over all responsibility for global food production to the head chef–US agribusiness. Already bloated from subsidies, this chef will take advantage of government-granted monopolies — patent-protected GM crops — to further consolidate his control over global food production. While delivering encomiums to unfettered markets, the head chef will assure the starving masses that he can feed the world. Pay no attention to the epidemic of farmer suicides in India; they have nothing to do with the debt-inducing purchases of fertilizers and pesticides that need to be purchased along with the costly patent-protected GM seeds. Remind yourself that the subcontinent could become a huge market for Haiti’s cookies. If the price of the mud cookies themselves begins to soar, you can blame “Asian demand” once again.
Hm, asian demand not US corporate greed?
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